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typical. a girl you've had a crush on "for the past few months" and evidently done nothing about. pathetic. there's nothing more certain to kill any interest a girl might have in you than to hang around, too chicken to make a move. i don't even know why she was 'secretly' seeing someone. she didn't owe you anything.
Watch the "you women" comment. Who exactly are you talking to? The guy who posted the FML or the (mostly) guys laughing at him? Taking someone to dinner to tell them you're going out with someone else isn't something most people do, male or female. Get over yourself, Peroxide. The reason you don't get women is because your head is shoved too far up your ass to accurately grasp the situation.
I hate it when my single friends are seeing some guy behind my back
Hahahaha
LOL, hello Friend Zone....
I don't understand why she was "secretly" seeing someone... You are not dating so why all the secrets?
I don't get why someone is put within quotation marks. Who is this "someone", your brother/best friend/sister??
Wtf why didnt you just make a move months ago.....
Pro tip: Don't have a crush on someone for a "few months." Once you decide someone is crush-worthy, act within a few days and ask them out. Either they'll say "yes" and you are on your way, or they will reject you and you just need to move on. A long stay in the "crush zone" means you end up in the "friend zone" or the dumping grounds.
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ummm wow a girl u liked told u that she was dating. u guys weren't even goin out. it like me writing- ohh I coughed today and I drank some water FML
so? you aren't going out with her