By axsmith01 - 21/08/2009 06:48 - United States

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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML
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Today, it turns out I am the only bi-sexual woman in the world who doesn't know same-sex marriages in California are no longer legal. Double FML

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Gesq1 0

A lesbian FML on a friday morning. It's gonna be a good day.

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xHaniffax 0

Why would someone "kid" about that? That sucks. she's immature.

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TheMQ 0

That really sucks, dear. *hugs* And maybe you should start talking about marriage, unless she's the type who runs to the hills at commitment and sheer force of will and love has kept her with you.

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12345678dance 0

This FML doesn't make sense... gotta move to Iowa, Massachusetts, or Connecticut if you want to get married today, Vermont can be added to the list if you want to get married in the next few weeks, New Hampshire within the next year.

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bobby222 0

YDI for being a fucktard loser. You can't even get laid little boy!

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Fred_Burroughs 0

Are you an idiot. Can you not see that the poster is a WOMAN!!! She's a lesbian.

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that_guy321 2

Bullshit. Same sex couples can't get married there anymore.

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DameGreyWulf 0

The joke was that you two can't get married there anymore. Not that she didn't want to marry you. She was certain you'd catch that.

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fluffypoo09 0

you can in Iowa. We're open-minded...

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DeathByFalchion 0

What a bitch. At least you didn't marry her.

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