By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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kangx1 28

Just casually lure her to an asylum

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mikepzz 27

You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.

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ladyLALAA 28

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy...

16 1
PSYqualiac 17

Hey, I just met you, and I'm not crazy... but if you leave me, I'll cut probably... Before I came into your life you didn't have it so bad... have it so bad... Too bad I'm crazy!

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iAlissa 34

While I do think this could be a psychotic attempt to make you stay by her side, she also may need to get some help. Try talking to her and see what's up.

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brendejafulable 41

You sure know how to pick 'em.

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JonBall 17

You gotta love the crazies, they make up for it in the sack usually haha

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JonBall 17

#43 apparently jokes don't translate well over text and #49 whatever floats your boat bud :)

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shutupshane12 12

Joke? It was a very bad attempt at what you consider a "joke"

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JonBall 17

Or #132 people these days take everything to heart and get offended too easily.

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DarksideDoll 31

I find your poor attempt at humour offensive.

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JonBall 17

#140 I honestly couldn't care less

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anxiousaly 12

No they don't get offended easily #15, your joke was just bad.

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PMAN6x7 22

Let her slash herself, grow a pair mate

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randompizzaguy 17

#16 Was a little overly blunt. I doubt she actually has any issues. The fact remains that this is emotional blackmail. He should warn the parents and dump her. Fast.

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brytonhansen 19

Insert overly attached girlfriend meme here.

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thatguynamedsky 32

I've found myself in the same exact situation, I don't know if this is best but I told one of her friends and broke it off, she would have just kept me down

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annarcheer 19

Oh my gosh.. I'm sorry but she needs to be put someone for help.. I don't even know how to process that.

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marigoldcobain 21

What the ****, run as fast as you can, screw that! Unless, of course, she was kidding. In which case, let her know such a serious matter is not a joke.

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