By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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kangx1 28

Just casually lure her to an asylum

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mikepzz 27

You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.

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JKPwnage 27

I learned about that in my 9th grade wellness class. I think it's called an "abusive relationship"

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blackonblight 32

Yup, one of the textbook examples of emotional abuse.

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ranger2867 16

It's hard. Ik. I have the same problem

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rockwelll 9

Just leave her. You won't have to worry about her stalking you...

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amileah13 26

Run before it's too late!

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colvindj 22

time to cut her off. (no pun intended)

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TypoFairy 20

I know in most states that you can call hospitals when people threaten things like this and the person will be evaluated. More than likely she's bluffing (manipulative shrew), but call her on it by calling for help. If she refuses to go, just be on your way.

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blackvyper 8

You'd better sleep with one eye open.

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catmum22 10

Get out quick, ring one of her friends to come over before you dump her then run

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