By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
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kangx1 28

Just casually lure her to an asylum

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mikepzz 27

You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.

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taytay333 11

Omg I'm dying laughing right now

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rheaganleewhit 10

I had a few run ins with some of those! I eventually told them its not my problem (only because I knew they wouldn't) and went on with life.

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Daibar 3

do it. if she's serious she needs help and a suicide attempt will get the eyes of the doctors on her. if she's not, then you'll know and she'll have learned a valuable lesson in emotional blackmail sometimes costs you more than you're willing to pay. either way, she's unstable, call the doctors and pack your shit and go

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Koolaidandtacos 21

You should have responded like this: Imma keep it 100 with you. You're just a side chick( not important) and from here on IDFWU. Also, scream YOLO and **** that bitch, while you are leaving but keep an eye just in case she tries to stab you(because crazy bitches love to keep razors and knives on themselves;they're always searching for the moment to shank a MOFO)

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KittyKoo 11

Call the police, it's illegal to threaten your partner with self harm. It's considered blackmail.

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russfml 31

I think the main concern is how serious she is about actually cutting her wrists. Sometimes you have to look passed the legal aspects of things

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darthgagemo 10

Back away slowly... Women smell fear

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