Love: Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually...

By great - 28/02/2015 16:23 - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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By BoredRunner42 - 07/09/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 10:16 - India

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

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You deserved it 3 455

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

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You deserved it 6 395

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By well i'm fucked - 03/02/2014 22:47 - United States - Aberdeen

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML

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You deserved it 6 854

Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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You deserved it 13 648

By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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You deserved it 8 575

kangx1 28

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:55

Just casually lure her to an asylum

mikepzz 27

Sunday 1 March 2015 5:53

You should hop on the nope train and run as fast and as far away as possible.

Comments

darryaz 9

Sunday 1 March 2015 14:39

Run. Don't walk..... RUN. I have a psycho bitch ex-wife who tried that one when we were still dating and I fell for it. 30 years later, she's my ex-wife and is still bat-shit insane. Fortunately we live on opposite sides of the country.

angel1621 6

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:26

RUN

abNormal62 23

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:36

I was wondering who my ex was dating.... Mystery solved! Run Forrest! Run!

pait_loves_shane 25

Sunday 1 March 2015 15:55

Get her help, then run!

mcilduff 20

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:04

Her problem not yours, run and get far away from that time bomb.

ohthewoes 2

Sunday 1 March 2015 16:33

It's not really my business, but that is emotional abuse and blackmail. I was with an abusive guy for 4 years because he did this to me, but I finally reached the point where I just didn't care whether or not he did. Spoiler Alert! He decided his life was still worth living without me.