Love: Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd have to ask his dad if it was OK. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "Come on, Dad" and "But why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Monday 14 January 2013 2:48

You could ask her to teach you, that way you'd spend much more time together.

DocBastard 38

Monday 14 January 2013 2:55

You should feel even worse because "come biking with me" clearly meant "come **** my brains out, big boy." Learn to read between the lines, son.

Comments

perdix 29

Monday 14 January 2013 3:33

Get one of those bike trailers and let her pull you around. 1. You'll get to spend alone time with her. 2. It'll be a great workout for her. 3. You'll get to stare at her ass. YWIA. You can thank me by naming your first kid after me.

Catkam623 27

Monday 14 January 2013 3:33

I'm not sure how OP's gonna take the training wheels off her since she obviously wanted to be the bike.

whY402Jay 12

Monday 14 January 2013 3:33

I bet she would've thought it was cute and liked you even more. Sometimes vulnerability with stuff like that is a good thing.

robokid777 4

Monday 14 January 2013 3:35

get her to teach you it will get you much closer

BostonBear 33

Monday 14 January 2013 3:44

It's never to late to learn. Plus if she teaches you then you get to spend more time with her

DudeEvil 22

Monday 14 January 2013 3:45

Such beautifully disturbing imagery; I got shivers in my spine.

cheymann 4

Monday 14 January 2013 3:49

Obviously you have no game! You could have just been honest and said " I dot know how to ride a bike, I would love for you to teach me" instead your decided to turn her down! You must be homosexual!!