By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML
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poloisbored 7

You could ask her to teach you, that way you'd spend much more time together.

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DocBastard 38

You should feel even worse because "come biking with me" clearly meant "come **** my brains out, big boy." Learn to read between the lines, son.

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VikingPlaya86 10

Ask her to teach you or suggest another fun activity. :)

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dan_in_wi 12

ask her to teach you how? so what if you can't ride? you let shit like that get to you you'll be a virgin forever!

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User57777 13

I'm voting YDI for turning it down. That was your chance!

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caligirllife 11

I'm 18 and I didn't learn til just a couple months ago. It took about an hour to pick it up. You could learn quickly and go with her or you could just say you don't have a bike and offer to do something else

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EvilUndead 9

"I'll gladly go with you, but I don't know how to ride the bike. Could you perhaps teach me?" Was it that hard to say?

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jlarae12 10

That would've been a cute date if you told her the truth so she could teach you :)

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Enslaved 36

I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars I can ride my bike with no handlebars

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perdix 29

#65 I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it where I like.

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Enslaved 36

You say coke I say caine You say John I say Wayne (:

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jayhawkchik 4

I'm older than you and I've yet to learn as neither parent knew how either.

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phoenix437 4

I can't skate but I went on a date 3 years ago skating. Watching me fall and be clumsy worked greatly. Ride a bike to her house and ride with her. She might even take care of your scrapes later.

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Isandri 29

u're right, but actually - first time on a bike is harder that first time on a skates. And what's more, when someone doesn't know how to skate, then is nomral, nut riding a bike..? :d OP, you shou complain to your parents about it!

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manasstalker 7

You missed your chance XD she probably would have thought it was cute and you could have bonded while she taught you.....unless you scream like a little bitch when you start falling off the bike...then maybe you made the right choice.

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