Love: Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 18:25 - United States - Unionville

Today, the girl of my dreams asked me if I wanted to go biking with her. "Just the two of us," she said. I had to turn her down because I'm 17 years old and never learned how to ride a bike. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Monday 14 January 2013 2:48

You could ask her to teach you, that way you'd spend much more time together.

DocBastard 38

Monday 14 January 2013 2:55

You should feel even worse because "come biking with me" clearly meant "come **** my brains out, big boy." Learn to read between the lines, son.

Comments

Hakaan 10

Monday 14 January 2013 5:34

I'm 16 and never learned, I feel for you... Fyl

MrPlopper 9

Monday 14 January 2013 5:35

It had better be a kitten.

kzai 16

Monday 14 January 2013 5:37

Should've just been honest with her, or asked to go somewhere else instead. I don't think not benign able to bike ride is a big deal.

bassbaby16 4

Monday 14 January 2013 5:40

Yeah... Her teaching u would be romantic. And she will probably find it adorable that u can't ride a bike. Go call her!!!

dessicakez 7

Monday 14 January 2013 6:08

Next time just learn how to ride a bike really fast. It's not that hard

kait154 7

Monday 14 January 2013 6:19

I'd say ask her to do something else like go hiking or camping and tell her then that you don't know how to ride a bike. Good luck OP, hope you do strike up the courage to ask her to do something else, don't pass up the chance.

Missanother 6

Monday 14 January 2013 6:48

So learn how to ride a bike, if a 5 year old can, you can learn it in no time! Then ask her, or just ask her out, she seems very interested considering she wants to be alone with you, good luck whatever you do :)

pheebs314 17

Monday 14 January 2013 7:01

You need a license for bikes where you live? o.o I know different countries have different stuff but I had no idea that was a thing anywhere.

PunkySpunky78 15

Monday 14 January 2013 7:04

To the op I'm 34 years old i can only ride a three wheeled bike

Kirito_SAO 9

Monday 14 January 2013 7:05

You should have showed up with something you can ride and said you dont have a bike... Like maybe a hippity hop... The date would have at least been interesting