Love: Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl...

By Stacy - 13/07/2013 04:22 - United States

Today, the guy I like asked me what he should do for the girl he has a crush on. I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels. Later that day my doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers. He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?" FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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Lost again

By Anonymous - 31/12/2019 20:00

Today, the boy I like, came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, the boy I like came to my house with a dozen roses to ask me to homecoming. My uncle chased him down the street with a pitchfork. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Always the bridesmaid…

By Anonymous - 25/01/2024 04:00 - Pakistan - Gujranwala

Today, my friend, on whom I have a crush since I can remember, read the most beautiful poem to me, which he'd written himself. After reading it, he said that it was for a girl he likes, and asked me if it was good. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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thrifting 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:56

How terribly disappointing. I know them feels.

Jonniii 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:58

Take the flowers as an exchange for fuel.

Comments

Merylwen 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:15

Sounds like a chick-movie scene. You could sell your stopy, OP.

DKjazz 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 14:18

R and P are nowhere near each other on the keyboard, but stopy is such a silly sounding word, and it made me smile.

bikramkohli 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 18:31

Not everyone has a qwerty-pad on their phone. In the good ole' days, P and R were on the same button - number 7.

Merylwen 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:33

Actually, that's what happens when you borrow a phone that has Czech auto-correct.

FlinkeMeisje 5

Friday 25 April 2014 2:31

I had a phone like that until a few months ago. Soooo, the good old days were late 2013!

Krispies_fml 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:24

Why don't you tell him you like him Op?

livelife1234 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:27

Should have given him the lift. Lift to South America.

AboveAll04 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:44

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:27

I think that's called being friendzoned.

AboveAll04 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:33

"Stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me...."

perry_sameh20 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:48

Oh darling im so sorry. I know it feels :(

jw90 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:48

Sorry OP. sucks getting your hopes up then getting disappointed like that.

mekoveya 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 13:06

While that must have been disappointing, you can't expect him to know how you feel. Perhaps you should take your own advice and buy him flowers and tell him how you feel.