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By Renagirl - 09/09/2013 12:46 - United States - East Hartford

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 426

You deserved it 5 313

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Last dates

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 17:00

Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 206

You deserved it 251

By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 369

You deserved it 814

By LadyNexus - 07/01/2015 03:54 - United States - Mohrsville

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 223

You deserved it 4 281

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 970

You deserved it 7 246

Mixed signals

By Jazminn - 25/04/2024 06:00 - United States - Miami

Today, one of my friends confessed his love for me and said he wanted to be more than friends. Jaded by guys who only wanted one thing, I pushed him away saying, “Oh really, is that what you think you need to say to get in my pants?” He frowned and stormed off. Later, I found out he really did want a relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76

You deserved it 965

By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I overheard the guy I like talking to one of his friends about me. His friend asked if he and I were dating, to which he replied, "No way, dude. I have standards." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 783

You deserved it 4 881

Long winded way of saying "No chance, mate"

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 18:00 - United States - Kings Park

Today, I went out for dinner with my crush and expressed my love for her. She responded by saying that we should know that this is the real thing, and to do so we needed to date other people and let time bring us together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 396

You deserved it 105

By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 065

You deserved it 1 096

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 939

You deserved it 269

Red flag!

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out the guy I've been in an exclusive, serious relationship with for the last twelve months has been using online dating apps for the past three months, but it's "only chatting" and he doesn't consider it cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 543

You deserved it 106

Vitualamen 11

Monday 9 September 2013 19:24

Sounds like an ass.

olpally 32

Monday 9 September 2013 19:26

What a superficial dick. Don't hook up with an arrogant asswad like that.

Comments

MusicIsMyLifexox 5

Monday 9 September 2013 23:05

Don't need him then x

October3461 12

Monday 9 September 2013 23:22

Not worth it op, you can do so much better :)

rockydify 22

Monday 9 September 2013 23:38

At least he's honest. How can the OP be 'in love' with this guy, it doesn't sound like they've dated at all. It sounds like just a crush for her and that he doesn't want a relationship.

WaBrewer 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:22

Total douche. Not worth your time OP.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 10 September 2013 0:43

Tel him you don't want all the sex shit without the relationship stuff. Bottomline walk away.

diaspora_fml 26

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:16

You had an imaginary relationship with someone who was honest with you about his intentions. For his honesty, he's being denigrated, making this more HIS FML.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:42

Maybe take a date...things might go farther....but it doesn't look like it...

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 10 September 2013 1:52

Could have been worded better but his intentions were clear which is better then finding out later on what he actually wanted.

edanielleh 21

Tuesday 10 September 2013 2:22

At least he didn't lie about being ready for a relationship and then let you down

Pinup_doll94 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 3:09

I hope you told that guy to **** off. Sorry your crush turned out to be a piece of shit.

magiczebra 9

Tuesday 10 September 2013 4:10

How is the guy a piece of shit? He was honest about his intentions instead of lying then dumping her once he got what he wanted. Yeah the wording wasn't the best, but that doesn't make him an ass. If anything, OP couldn't take the rejection from the person she "loves" (but barely knows) and is expecting to get sympathy on FML.

Axel5238 29

Tuesday 10 September 2013 8:19

I agree nothing in the FML shows that she knows the person well. Even if she did there is a lot you don't know about the people you are close with. You may not be what they want in a relationship or they aren't mature enough or ready for it. I think a lot of people fail to consider that. The mind-set seems to be a lot of we like the same stuff and we get along why wouldn't we fool around, but yet they don't wan't anything serious.