By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 500
You deserved it 4 176

Same thing different taste

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It's your dads job to make sure your never having sex in your life.

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Does he know that you have a crush on the dude? If so, I think that is a sign of disapproval (unless your dad always does something outrageous like that in front of others).

Why is everyone saying "father win", "epic dad", "your dad's amazing" etc?! A lot of you are saying that he doesn't want her to be with the guy and this is how he indicated it; could've he not said after he left that he didn't like the guy instead of making her feel embarrased in front of her 'date'?! I find what the father did to be very rude, depreciating and mean, and I wouldn't talk to him for days after if he did this to me. Plus, women are a lot more sensitive about their weight, and if she is actually having weight issues, this would only make her feel more insecure and bullied. I find what he said to be disgusting and all the people saying the dad's "epic" should maybe try being in this situation then seeing what your opinion of the dad is.

thecirclingskies 0

is your father Peter Griffin?

So if I poke your stomach, will it jiggle?

i recently was called fat by my dad but he said it to hurt me though im 5'5 an weigh under 132 lbs!.. so im not fat! he's been taking pot shots @ me since i was a kid...most dads are pretty hurtful...but in this case. yes it was mean but pokin in the ribs sounds like he wasnt kidding but teasing...but all in all it hurts coming from ur father

Parenting WIN. I'm guessing you didn't get any action that day?

haha your dad is pro doing his job well "high five" from me to him