By Fatty - 27/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
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24788 6

It's your dads job to make sure your never having sex in your life.

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dex_ter 0

lol your dad is worse then Peter Griffin... sry for ya Meg

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robertsk89 0

awww he's just trying to protect you. but I would also be pretty pissed. how did your crush react?????

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Rainkicksu 0

Wow, I woulda been pissed. FYL

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terriibabiiix23 0

lmfao ! you have a cooool dad (:

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blamecanadaa 0

great! we are up to 20 comments without a reply, keep up the good work

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sayy 0

that sounds like something my dad would do,

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Skull_300 0

Did you tell him to go **** himself?

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element7 0

lmao thats a great dad. obviously his way of letting you know he's around..he didnt kick the guy out, and it was funny.. you're mad now, but will probably realize the awsome later in life

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DeathShad0 1

Father WIN! Isn't it obvious he's trying to get your 'crush' to not want to be with you? He's just not good at it yet, but still a win.

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