Intimacy: Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and...

By Allenburg - 18/01/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 04:00 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 21:00 - Australia

Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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By boom - 17/03/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, my crush gave me a ride home. When I opened the door to get out, he switched the gear to reverse, thinking the car was in park. I got run over by the car door. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/02/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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instantaction 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:17

Psssh, you are #2...

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 23:39

That's kind of offensive, you calling the guy a freak. I dunno, maybe he thought you'd be into it and wanted to surprise you- some people like that, after all, so he was KIND of taking a chance with you. You could've just told him you're not into that kind of thing.

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chubby_choco 17

Monday 23 January 2012 20:41

The way I see it, there's two options here: he was trying to scare OP off, or he's into leather. Either way, OP deserves it for not even giving it a try - leather and masks are two pretty innocent kinks compared to a lot of the crap people are trying these days.

loganberrybat 11

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:36

Don't be so narrow minded

Lezzie_chickk 3

Saturday 7 April 2012 18:31

Are you really that shallow? Everyone is different. It's the differences of others that make them unique and beautiful and smart people will fall for people's differences, not for normal Ken-doll boring boys. Enjoy your blah life.

staceejaxx 6

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:29

Sounds hot❤

vixsin 22

Wednesday 7 August 2013 0:10

$20? could have been worse.

firebird94510 5

Sunday 11 August 2013 5:16

it may have shocked you but should have given it a go. lol dont forget a safeword haha

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:32

You insensitive bitch. You don't deserve him.

RockNRollAndrew 18

Thursday 21 November 2013 4:06

He could just be a thug

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 3 December 2013 13:43

What a welcome...hey maybe it could be a start...

DivinePrince 18

Monday 30 December 2013 0:28

Well screw you. He deserves MORE than you. You worm. How dare you call someone a freak for having different interests than you. God forbid you marry anyone more than a thug in your life-time, if you marry at all.