Kids: Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant....

By NoBabies - 09/11/2014 04:06 - United States - Tucson

Today, the last of my close friends announced she is pregnant. Meanwhile, I'm single and my nest is empty. Well, not exactly, because even my freaking cat is pregnant. FML

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Spay and neuter, people!

By Anonymous - 21/10/2019 18:00

Today, I took in an old friend’s fat cat for a month until she finds a place to live. Turns out the cat isn’t fat, just pregnant. I found out when I found two of her dead kittens in my living room. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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By anonymous - 03/12/2009 06:55 - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML

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By happysingleone - 20/12/2016 07:37

Today, the last of my college friends is getting married and now I'm the last single one. Don't worry though, if one ever gets a divorce we can hang out again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2021 18:01

Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML

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Bad timing

By marie12 - 27/03/2011 01:19 - Belgium

Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

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By ktwithaq - 18/10/2010 11:27 - United States

Today, I got a promotion. I was really excited until I realized that the only friend I had to celebrate with was my pet cat. FML

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Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

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sweetest_jenn 18

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:17

I don't know why women feel like they must compete to see who gets married/involved and knocked up first. It's not a contest, wait until you are in love with a responsible guy, and you're emotionally and financially capable of taking care of another human being.

devildog562 33

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:13

Guess there is a more fertile pussy living with you.

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Ki11erC 18

Monday 10 November 2014 2:47

With that attitude you'll be keeping the men away nicely. No one wants someone desperate for kids because their friends (and cat) are up the duff.

bunny409 14

Monday 10 November 2014 5:01

....thats why you spay your cat.

StellaNox 16

Monday 10 November 2014 5:18

Single pringle! For now, just enjoy and travel the world. It will cost you sh*tloads when you get kids.. And good luck with the kittens

VoodooPriestess 16

Monday 10 November 2014 5:37

If you want kids, artificial insemination. If you want a guy that bad, go to a website. If you want a guy just to have kids, you need to be slapped. If you just want a guy and kids just because of some delusion women are fed that that's what equals a happy fulfilling life, the slap returns. I really can't feel sympathy for this kind of stuff. Sorry.

Dcm210 19

Monday 10 November 2014 6:54

It's ok to not be pregnant, the world is overpopulated anyway.

jennilis 0

Monday 10 November 2014 8:12

Have the cat desexed if it bothers ypu that much. Kind of simple?

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 10 November 2014 8:33

I will take you out and treat you like a lady

drc428 5

Monday 10 November 2014 10:13

OMG please enjoy the time you have for yourself, your friends would be having a very hard time to go through labor, horrifying birth and tons of poop and tantrums and financial insecurities, and the cat will provide you with furry loving kittens that you can enjoy whit-out the birth pain and breastfeeding. I just wish to show you like in a movie what a parent goes through every single day (in particular a mother) and you will wonder how can anyone do this and not go insane... you have an idilic idealist image about what having kids is. Reality is nasty and tough and so far from idilic. Enjoy your clean walls, clean furniture, free time, time for yourself, sanity, money just for you, take vacations enjoy the single life! you need to be on Prozac or some other way to help you not loose your mind? and you want to loose your freedom? then get married and have kids, God forbid you end up with one with ADHD or other problems... not to scare you, but sincerely it is really exhausting and a loooot of work to be a parent despite unconditional love and patience. Just relax and let things move on in their own pace.

Setareh23 34

Monday 10 November 2014 23:50

I agree that being a parent is a lot of hard work and she should not rush into it, but how can you know that OP has an idealist image of parenthood? I know people who came from a family with a lot of kids, and the older siblings basically had to raise the younger ones. Or people who were the "father/mother" of their niece/nephew for whatever reason (like one of the child's actual parents abandoning it). And there are tons of other ways to get a glimpse of what being a parent is like. So though OP may not have a complete idea of what being a parent entails (hard to experience I suppose without actually being one), that DOESN'T mean she has this fairy-tail idealistic image of it. And don't tell me that anyone who truly understands how hard it is to be a parent wouldn't want any kids, because if that were true people would never have a second child after experiencing the first.