bust out a sock

if only you somehow could have forseen that a huge storm was coming..

I understand a bit when it comes to running out of pads/ tampons but how the **** do you run out of toilet paper? I mean...you really do deserve it. I suggest you walk over to your next door neighbor and borrow a roll. As embarrassing as that may seem, it's your only choice.

Man, that sucks. My idea? Get some from a friend or female family member who lives close by. In case this isn't possible, use my Special Emergency Tampon Kit (came up with it when I was eleven or twelve, I think): since you don't have toilet paper, use some form of soft cloth (paper towels, tissues, napkins, ect.), wrap it in a very, very tight roll, put it very firmly in between your labia. Also, it's best to put some sort of thick padding where a pad would go. You'll probably have to switch out every few hours. Even if you CAN get a tampon/pad from a friend/family member, it would probably do you well to follow this procedure in the mean time, so you don't bleed all over the place. Sorry, I just felt obligated to enlighten my fellow women of this trick, although someone has probably already come up with it.

I'm sure you have some kind of paper product in your house that you can use. I mean... besides printer paper

I'm sorry, but if you know a snow storm is rolling in, wouldn't you be more prepared? just sayin'...

Well... people call 9-1-1 for messed-up happy meals... Go ahead, give them a call... tell them you are bleeding like crazy from your butt. That should get you a ambulance ride to the hospital, and problem solved.

dang that suck!!

COTTON BALLS!!

If I were you, I'd ask a neighbor to borrow some.