Health: Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in...

By Anonymous - 03/02/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By Snow joke, I feel like hell - 23/11/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, snow finally arrived in my area, in very large quantities. Also today, I seem to have caught my dad's cold. The town is too snowed in for traveling and my medications are running low, so I guess we'll suffer together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2022 17:00

Today, all the roads going in and out of my town are closed due to flooding. I work 3 towns away, and was threatened with termination if I didn't come to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 16:00

Today, I’m currently battling a cold that caused me to call into work yesterday and, as of this morning, I’ve also started my period and have the most painful cramps ever. Good thing I have the day off from work. FML

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By The lights will flicker on...and off... - 18/12/2022 18:00

Today, the massive snowstorm that has been mercilessly attacking my city for the past week started causing random, brief blackouts every 2-5 minutes. I'm very sick, so the last thing I need is for this house to be cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By Miserableperson - 18/03/2017 18:00

Today, I found out that we're supposed to get 3 feet of snow, and the person who plows our driveway is out of town. We're stranded on a huge hill. FML

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KingDingALing 9

Friday 4 February 2011 1:02

Time to make some red snow.

pasiphae9 5

Friday 4 February 2011 1:04

I guess it's time to find all those pairs of socks you never use, and put them to good use.

Comments

crazypomgurl3 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:04

I live in Oklahoma and we were just hit with a blizzard too! I'm sorry for your, um...problems...but I will gladly send you some! *sends pads and toilet paper* there ya go, enjoy!

Blacksmokehick 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:09

in oklahoma? they got like 4 inches. thats nothing. in wisconsin, we get like 4 a week. that same storm gave us 10 inches in 6 hours.

college_cutie07 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:16

Actually, we got hit with a blizzard too and it dumped about a foot of snow within 16 hours which is a lot more than we are used to getting. Most of the side roads still have not been plowed and some even still have ice on the road.

sadistmonkey 19

Friday 4 February 2011 3:17

4 inches of snow in a state that isn't equipped to deal with that amount of snow vs 4 inches in a state that is equipped... You're comparing apples and oranges here.

daminantion 14

Friday 4 February 2011 15:37

4 inches? Christ you Americans can't do shit when there's a trickle can you lol. even un equipped our city in Canada got hot with 20 inches, we all lived. suck it up OP, you're too Yankee to think ahead

mattitucklove01 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:16

please go to the hospital they can help a lot !

whistlepig21 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:23

use a sweater lls

NoWittyNames 0

Friday 4 February 2011 3:23

YDI for being a woman.

yuggi1 11

Friday 4 February 2011 3:24

Disturbing has a picture of you next to it in the dictionary. :PPP <--- emphasis

The_Commentor_ 6

Friday 4 February 2011 3:37

First grab cups. Next put snow in them. Bleed on the snow. Sell them to children. Easy way to get money. You could of asked your neighbors for some tp.