By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML
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Drigr 9

Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?

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WPQ14 15

They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.

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Steve95401 49

What's the point of doing that? It's going to grow back in no time at all.

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lyssa_jean 7

then why the hell should women trim? its gonna grow back anyways.... The heart is a little weird but hey at least hes trying to keep it neat

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chance16 0

To show her love doesn't last lol it'll disappear quicker then he knows

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challan 19

This generations man always trims close or shaves... They expect us to and we expect them to. However, I don't want hearts or scabs! Lol :) use bikini area shave gel OP, and watch the direction your hair is growing in, or go get waxed with your wife!

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perdix 29

******' strike-breaking thugs! You need to get some union muscle to strengthen your pubic picket line.

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perdix 29

Man, if the labor movement weren't dead, this comment would get zillions of union thumbs.

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The_Hitdude 12

At what point did you think this was a good idea, OP? You wouldn't happen to be the same couple whose child walked in on you guys braiding pubes too, would you?

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redbluegreen 40

Things are shaping up to be pretty odd.

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Epsilonyx 15

So it seems I'm someone I've never meEeEet!

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klorehore 24

I think it's a sweet thought, odd, but sweet. However if my boyfriend did that I would probably burst into hysterical laughter and ruin the mood.

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ocie14 9

I think making your pubic hair into a shape is gross. Maybe I'm immature.

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OkitaCockroach 19

Your picture... Is it RENT on broadway, or am I that stupid? XD

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ocie14 9

Yup it's Adam Pascal an Anthony Rapp as Roger Davis and Mark Cohen, respectively.

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Finnick_fml 12

Thank you for the hideously disturbing mental picture, OP. Shaving a heart into pubes and genital scabs in the same sentence *shiver*

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petraphotoDOTca 6

what? it just makes it look mire realistic!! maybe he'll get a merkin, like prostitutes in the olden days. lol

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jaredofmo 22

What the heck is wrong with you and your wife?

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omarzrgz 3

Where the scabs in a heart shape?

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