Intimacy: Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for... - FML

By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

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Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

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Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00

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Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

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Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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By Bogrbon - 21/04/2020 14:00

Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML

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Drigr 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:14

Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?

WPQ14 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:09

They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.

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jesinuevo 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:40

Lmao!!! Next time instead of a heart, shave the words " your dinners ready"

heyitslex 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:44

Who shaves a heart into their pubes?!

beautifull_you21 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 5:48

Gross....:/

ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:02

Kinky....?

mrsmillsy 10

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:41

I am so embarrassed for you.

SaraJo57 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:42

There's this new invention called lotion.

jessimica642 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 6:48

You need to exfoliate to prevent ingrown hairs lol

BloodFaerie 21

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:31

No, romantic would be removing all the hair down there if your wife preferred it as a show of solidarity for all the women that wax/shave/whatever down there just to make guys happy. Making it into cutesy shapes is just gross.....

randi8907 3

Tuesday 7 August 2012 7:54

no woman truly wants a guy with no hair down there.... ur looking at someone who hates body hair. but a heart is just reeeeally gay. shouldve trimmed, not shaved anyways.

bspiper87 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:50

So in other words....you have.a.broken heart?

pexy_fml 16

Sunday 29 April 2012 8:52

What do you expect now more blow jobs because of that pubic heart.

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