Intimacy: Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for...

By Matt - 28/04/2012 18:28 - United Kingdom - London

Today, the novelty of shaving a heart into my pubic hair for my wife vanished, when I woke up to find a collection of scabs around my pubes. FML

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By ChloeLuvzAnime - 30/03/2021 17:01

Today, I got the courage to surprise my boyfriend by shaving my pubic region. To my agonizingly painful dismay, the razor sliced through an apparent zit on one of my lips. Now my vagina is bleeding for a whole different reason, and I'm possibly traumatized. FML

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By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Itchy and scratchy

By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By mikey - 14/10/2010 13:05 - United States

Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00

Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2012 20:22 - United States

Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML

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Peachy keen

By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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It's called fashion Dave, look it up

By Bogrbon - 21/04/2020 14:00

Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML

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Drigr 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:14

Men shave hearts into their pubes? What the ****?

WPQ14 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:09

They've got creams for that, you know. Ouch.

Comments

groupleader 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:50

Next time go to that free clinic in the public restroom and have a bum manscape your junk.

perdix 29

Sunday 29 April 2012 2:59

It would be funny if you shaved a brain into your pubes -- indickative of where you do your thinking;)

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:00

Maybe she's into that?...... Yeah, probably not. :P

jayisacooter 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:07

Wow a man with heart shaped pubes?? Something is wrong dude

yolo95 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:35

ydi cause who would do that?

HolyPotato 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 7:34

Him, obviously.

Pufferfish78 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:35

What the hell did you use to shave? A chainsaw? Maybe you should stay away from all sharp objects from now on.

kiki122012 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:39

That's not weird at all . . .

Dnigz13 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 3:51

people do some pretty strange things now a days

MrDiezel 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:00

He must not shave down there often. With a razor anyway. Nothing I would recommend doing as razor bumps are tough to get by. Especially in that area

rooney0710 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 4:21

It's going to itch and itch and itch and itch for a long time. FYI. Don't scratch whatever you do.

flirtyfaery 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 15:22

Scratch away, buddy. Nothing says "I love you" more than a pubic love-heart scar.

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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Today, my brother's life was ripped apart. His wife has chosen to no longer be his wife and is trying to keep his dog as well. My brother has always been proud of his family and hopeful for the future. He will spring back, but this came out of left field. FML

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Today, while trying to get my boss to reconsider laying off much of my department, I accidentally convinced him to lay me off too. FML

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Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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Today, it was my first day in Paris. I've been saving up for five years. It was a rainy day, but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower. On my way, I fell down a slippery set of stairs and knocked both of my front teeth out. Now, I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window. FML

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