Miscellaneous: Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the...

By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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You deserved it 5 765

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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 043

You deserved it 5 137

By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 670

You deserved it 3 847

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 179

You deserved it 3 293

By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 029

You deserved it 4 209

By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 881

You deserved it 3 588

Saturday night fever

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 08:09

Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 715

You deserved it 175

Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 381

You deserved it 72 324

Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 601

You deserved it 564

By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 915

You deserved it 3 990

Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 712

You deserved it 3 452

goldenone 2

Friday 29 April 2011 19:06

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

littlemissFYL 5

Friday 29 April 2011 21:37

OP was probably riding dirty.

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figureskates2344 6

Friday 29 April 2011 19:14

haha happy birthday op :)

Heather_x0x0 6

Friday 29 April 2011 19:15

you can seriously be arrested for that? hm well, happy birthday!

ipod41 0

Friday 29 April 2011 19:18

happy b-day!

sweet_candy_ 17

Friday 29 April 2011 19:19

It's time to go fishing op.

aardvarkish 16

Friday 29 April 2011 19:59

Hmmm...

sweet_candy_ 17

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:10

Oops wrong fml :(

dirtyblond 4

Friday 29 April 2011 19:20

WORD!

Donna626 0

Friday 29 April 2011 19:20

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :)

earljonez 22

Friday 29 April 2011 19:20

hey it's my brothers n my nephews b-day also n mines tomorrow

marijuanasmoker4 3

Friday 29 April 2011 19:24

I'm glad I'm the one that gets to tell you, nobody cares.

NitroTonicsFML 4

Friday 29 April 2011 20:03

Lol ^

zanysage 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:46

as if we need to care. Huh.

T3P33_fml 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:07

and not a single **** was given that day...

CitrusGirl 0

Friday 29 April 2011 19:22

You don't even want to know what Singapore gangsters are like...

TheDrifter 23

Friday 29 April 2011 21:44

I already know. What I wanna know is how you found out.

ceddyz17 10

Friday 29 April 2011 19:23

it's my birthday today too

ceddyz17 10

Friday 29 April 2011 19:26

happy birthday OP

burriedinskin 0

Friday 29 April 2011 22:10

^Fail

sematariux 7

Friday 29 April 2011 22:46

ROFL

Rose8u 2

Friday 29 April 2011 23:17

happy bday to OP and u!!!!!

zanysage 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:48

why should I care you attention seeker

lilemmy55 10

Friday 29 April 2011 19:28

win!

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You deserved it 7 336

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You deserved it 36 354

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