By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML
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goldenone 2

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

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littlemissFYL 5

OP was probably riding dirty.

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kstone1 0

happy birthday! but in canada you get pulled over for looking suspicious and they arrest you because they find something. you can win in court. so technically here its against the charter.

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XxXColourmeKitte 0

Today, I pulled over a gangster looking youth, when I asked him for ID his pants dropped below his crotch and I sadly his one inch wonder, to make him feel better I wished him a happy birthday. FML.

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Krilleee 5

and u was like " yo wat up dawg? u must be trippin' , get back before I busta cap in ya' ass! "

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tonydizzle 0

at least someone did my b day was the 24th and no one remembered my brothers was the 25th everyone remembered lol

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david000123 0

hahahaha,dat sucks.......LOL

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astriofou 0

happen to me once. looked Mexican.. had to grow my hair out.

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