Miscellaneous: Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the...

By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

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By birthdaygirl - 16/04/2014 17:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML

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By andi0804 - 05/08/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only call I received was from my stalker, who sang happy birthday with a japanese accent and asked if he could be my "special present". FML

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Saturday night fever

By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 08:09

Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML

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Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML

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Birthday blues

By omaha24 - 29/04/2020 02:00

Today, my loneliness pushed me to buy a pack of cigarettes just so I had to show my ID to the clerk, hoping he would wish me a happy birthday. I don't even smoke and he didn't say anything. FML

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By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I got mugged on the way to my 21st birthday party at a bar. I begged the thug to at least throw me my ID, only to have him laugh and run away singing, "Happy Birthday." FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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goldenone 2

Friday 29 April 2011 19:06

you were probably doing 55 in a fifty foe.

littlemissFYL 5

Friday 29 April 2011 21:37

OP was probably riding dirty.

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Zombie65 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:47

seen this one before only then the cop pulled the person over for speeding fail

LouiseLikesPie 0

Friday 29 April 2011 23:55

Happy Birthday xD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TurtleBoy2015 2

Friday 29 April 2011 23:59

license and registration and step out of the car are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are. Haha

lotuscoast 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:04

Happy Birthday!!!!!!! makes you a Taurus eh? :)

NickyMikaelV97 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:13

obviously Ur not cuz u r using 'big words' ;D

coyotenvballrox 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:26

You need a Facebook so ppl will know your birthday

Rwcrazy 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:50

Dont dress like a thug

shithappens2memo 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:11

since when's it a crime to be a G?!;D

hellogoodbye339 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:12

cops don't pull you over for looking thug-like

I_AM_WIN98 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:16

I'm not believing this because previously there was a post JUST like this except the guy got a ticket.

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