That's a new one! I would like to experience that now. I've had experiences like this before, though: I'll be talking to someone really late at night or really early in the morning, and I'm ridiculously sleepy but still insist on talking to the person. Then I'll doze off and say something that makes zero sense, like "But, what about the pandas?" or "But I have school in the morning". The latter was said on a summer morning, lol

I literally do this kind of thing often. except lately it's getting up many times a night to make a bottle for my 3 month old, only to realize she was never crying. it was a dream and I just not only got up for nothing but waisted all that breast milk! fml

I do that all the time when I have to wake up early

That's happened countless times to me. I wouldn't say that's an FML moment