Love: Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there....

By skmusic - 09/04/2009 05:04 - Canada

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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You freak!

By LonelyGuy - 15/12/2014 11:59 - Australia

Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 08:50 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 07:04 - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 28/10/2022 16:00

Today, I had a phone call from a company I was applying to. It was going really well, until the call ended. Now since I'm so used to calling my girlfriend, I ended the call with, "Love you, bye." And if things couldn't get any worse, I started swearing to myself. The recruitment officer heard me. I forgot to hang up. FML

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clipse 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:09

YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.

arienh4 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 16:06

Ever heard of call screening? To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway? We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.

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Aldrasio 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:47

YDI because someone's already posted this.

nnnnn12345 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:47

it's not his fault, why the hell do girls do that anyways

ilse1989 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:55

Aah, poor, poor girl

Banthestrandland 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:01

Damn, dude, find a way to lengthen that short fuse. It really only took two calls to get you swearing uncontrollably?

Gringo_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:28

"Today, I tried to ask my crush out over the phone, I was a bit nervous and didn't talk very much. He started swearing at me down the phone. My crush has anger issues. FML" I feel bad for her =[

love_is_hard 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:31

well now she won't call you again... it takes a lot of guts for a girl to call and ask out her crush...she doesnt know the outcome and you could reject her... i think YDI

takemeaway10 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:31

Ditto @ #47. Though, she got what was coming to her. Question: Did you know she had your number?

tjsautop 3

Wednesday 7 January 2015 18:58

What the hell do you mean "she got what she deserved"? She was NERVOUS. She wasn't trying to bug him. She was just scared. Jesus Christ. Give her a break.

Synchestra_fml 2

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:34

This reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Kif keeps calling Amy and is too nervous to say anything to her.

Alphonsuuuu 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:52

You are my smizmar. When are we holding the fonfon-rubok ceremony?

pinkducttape 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 19:35

#7 the ad that comes up on the side of mine is to fake your caller id number. was this early in the morning - late at night i can see getting agitated - or if you were in the middle of something. try calling your crush and just say you thought it was a prank call disturbing your beauty sleep or whatever.