By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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Doortje 29

So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

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rends 0

dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

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UnanomousGurl 0

Itz not his fault theres nothing sweet to say about u, YDI!

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samadams42 0

All of your comments make me want to cook a baby and shove it down ur throat.

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UnanomousGurl 0

LOL i joke around but i seriouzly do get annoyed by girls dat complain so much about their bfz yet dey stay with them, they LIKE IT!

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samadams42 0

LAWLFEST! but no sometimes ur comments hurt my feelings.. jk

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Doortje 29

Your grammar makes my head hurt. Among other body parts.

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UnanomousGurl 0

U are anoyinn me 2

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Sirin_fml 46

Can we take our time when typing comments, please? Text language is not permitted in the comments section.

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UnanomousGurl 0

Umm this is actually the first time but ok

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iloveboyswittats 10

What's wrong with being told you're good at sex? Sex is important in a relationship. If the sex sucks the relationship eventually falls apart. I think OP just needs to quit complaining.

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random_name2 1

So....why are you going out with him in the first place? YDI

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DROzer 0

yup you deserve it! have sum respect for yo self

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DjeePee 24

'in my opinion, a realationship can work perfectly well without sex :)' I pity your future partner. Good sex makes people a lot more happy.

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jeffdubya 0

Take a compliment and shut the pie hole.

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mintcar 9

Why the hell are you complaining? YOU chose him.

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Did you ask if that was because you're so good at faking it? That would have put him in his place!

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