By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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Doortje 29

So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

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dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

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Spaser 0

from a fellow Texan i would never do that to my girlfriend.

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amdnivram 1

lame ass response, stop being such a tool

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Mitch_Connor 11

If I were your boyfriend, I'd NEVER let you go. This isn't an FML as much as it is as her boyfriend's life rocks

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underguarded 20

Everyone agree to disagree. I personally love sex. I'd never leave someone cause they wanted sex to much. there is a fine between lust and love. And OP has nothing to really complain about. a lot of sweet moments happen during or after Sex because you just bonded with someone you care about. My boyfriend said the same thing to me. it just means you totally rock their world. nothing more then that.

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folgy 10

how can you be in a relationship without sex obviesly you wait till your ready to do so but it shoulb be somthing to bring you closer together and actully may sound stupid but open up more and get to know one another better so sex isnt a bad thing dude you just have had bad experiences

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HomeAl0ne 20

Correct reply is "Oh, I tried that and used to make a good living, but after the umpteenth anal gang bang with some random bunch of guys, well, let's say that the bottom just fell out of the market"

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