By PlayboyBunny - 19/02/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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Doortje 29

So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.

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dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny

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sourgirl101 28

A girl that knows how to take a dick? What a sweet sugar talker you got there.

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smashgrab 0

We want a demo vid. Then we can tell you if your bf is right OP.

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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

DjeePee's profile picture reminds me of the chick from Heavenly Sword.... just saying

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figmo 0

your bf, who is your choice, tried hard to give you a very sweet compliment. b/c he didn't do well, you choose to bitch. FhisL

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InnocentLies 0

Most guys aren't food with words.. or compliments. Yup. :)

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mmmonique 6

Yes, he probably didn't express it in the right way, but take it as a compliment. You turn him on and know how to put on a show! Nothing wrong with that! Hell, I'd be stoked!

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kingtz 6

Why is this even an FML? He obviously meant out as a compliment...

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life_hates_you 0

So, you're good at faking it? Ask him if that's what he meant, he'll probably take it as an insult, but that's what came out of his mouth. So 1) you'll be looking for a new boyfriend and won't have to fake it anymore, or 2) he'll be more careful how he words things. Either way, you win!

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tbonea1990 0

that's a complement

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sourgirl101 28

Iloveboys, there's nothing wrong with being told you're good, even great at sex. That's not what was said. He compared her to a "**** star" which she might have taken as an insult since there's a negative stigma behind the meaning as someone that's only good at *******, and nothing else. DjeePee, I agree that sex makes a happier relationship. I believe you and I think very similar when it comes to sex from your past comments. kinky(: Keevarou, yes, sex could destroy a relationship if you don't have the same viewpoint about it. If you don't share the same sexual drive then who you're with, then it's doomed. Example, your nymphos. The only way you'll be able to be in a sexless relationship is if "both" of you never want to have sex (good luck with that). And AvengedSevenFolds! Hell Ya! love that band!(:

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