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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By LaRae17 - 04/08/2010 14:40 - United States

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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ceecee794 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:05

you really needed to impress a three year old?

ArtsySwag 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:06

Wow, that's really sad... and what's pathetic about being 20 and single (I'm 20 and single haha).

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kelther 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:34

i can't imagine a single point in my life where I would feel ashamed for being single. what's the big deal?

fegd 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:39

What's wrong with being 20 and single?

poopoohead 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:39

It's fine to be single as long as you're GETTING SOME. I haven't gotten any in 2 months... =/ I'm a girl too. And cute. It's just that all the decent-looking guys with decent personalities are all taken and don't seem to be interested in random hookups.

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:40

Words cannot express the lameness of this FML. I want my 30 seconds back.

blargity 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:44

lying to a 3year old is wayyyy more pathetic than being single too many people assume single people are incapable of having a girlfriend/boyfriend or that said person lives around that same neighborhood or somewhere close anyway you shouldnt care about how anyone thinks of you negatively if they do because i feel unhappy when i take criticism like that seriously i agree with pretty much everyone else on this fml :D edit: #53 you obviously must not have a very good sense of decency if you really are so promiscuous

Rawrrr14 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:48

don't worry, she'll be in that position one day.

ORLY_ 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 18:57

So apparently you're the only single 20 year-old out there? You're not pathetic for being single, but lying to impress a toddler is sad...

plexico 3

Thursday 21 May 2009 19:19

If you want a 45-year-old, fat, married boyfriend, I'll take the job. Send me lots of naked pictures of yourself so I can complete the narrative when someone grill me about our torrid, torrid affair. I'll send you the naked pix of myself, so you can make up lurid details of our sexual escapades. Don't tell the dirty stuff to the three-year-old, K?