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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML

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By unluckiestperson - 29/08/2010 15:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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What do I get?

By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 12:05

Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.

Jeffo314 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:28

Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

Comments

nirvan5a 1

Friday 19 June 2009 21:18

haha that's funny tho, now u don't need to buy honey, it will grow on ur hair.

sadiesykes 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:25

mine too :(

hiphopapotamuz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 21:34

Be happy it wasn't manbearpig

Endymion_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:06

****! BEEEEEEES!

jewelzgalore 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:29

For some reason I found this FML especially hilarious. It might be the wording.

mas19 0

Friday 19 June 2009 22:35

Shit... That's horrible.

fotc77 0

Friday 19 June 2009 23:03

At least you had good weather it's been raining extremely hard for the entire day where I am

Amkii 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:03

Maybe it's your FOOD or DRINK (were you drinking pop or something sugary?) that attracts bees.... lots of bees.

catandthehatxo 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:21

so just return it!!!

Dickman16 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:17

hahaha maybe u should juss go bald, itzz eisier. lmao

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