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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 10:00 - Germany

Today, as I was sitting on my terrace, I was wearing neither bright colors, nor any perfume, yet two bees seemed convinced that I must've been some type of flower and persistently tried to figure out where I was hiding my nectar. FML

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By unluckiestperson - 29/08/2010 15:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my very expensive and beautiful smelling perfume attracts wasps. Whenever I go out, wherever I am, I am followed by multiple wasps. FML

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The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML

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By Husband to be....maybe - 09/06/2018 09:00

Today, I found out I was allergic to bees, the hard way, at my wedding. FML

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Bee plot

By rrr - 15/08/2011 15:55 - Canada

Today, I started my job as an assistant to a beekeeper. I forgot to put gloves on, and got stung like crazy. My hands swelled up to the size of baseball gloves. Turns out, I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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What do I get?

By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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Friday 19 June 2009 12:05

Haha, bees love you. At least it wasn't bears.

Jeffo314 0

Friday 19 June 2009 12:28

Maybe you shouldn't be using honey as a hair conditioner then so you don't attract the bees like Nicolas Cage does. OH NO NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!

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grlwitperlEring 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:09

Well I suppose this gives a new meaning to the hairstyle called a beehive... it could have been worse though if your shampoo had contained banana oil the bees would have been stinging you like crazy probably because banana oil is very similar to their alarm pheremone your hair product probably just smelled like flowers either that or you're a dumbass and it was your food attracting the bees not your hair... which is probably the case

papertigers_fml 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:18

tell me what kind it is so i can avoid it. very afraid of bees.

fmlforever_2 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:18

i hear u

Wubbly 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:20

Ooo shiny, I've been afraid of that myself actually *Scaaared of bees* DO NOT BUY ANYTHING SWEET! *looks around paranoid* P.S. YDI, should have thought of that. ZummmZumm.

lexilovesyou 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:31

Wow that sucks! I hate bees!

siriuslee 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:44

Hope you're not allergic! I have the same problem but with mosquitos, even when I don't use scented stuff... :(

CruelSirDrum 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:52

...."and knowing is half the battle."

onepctech 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:56

expensive go to wal-mart.

Sappheyes 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:05

Pretty bad picnic, I hope you didn't get stung! I used to use a body lotion that had natural fruit acids in it. Turns out dogs really liked the way it smelled and tasted. As in, they would run up to me and start licking my legs like crazy. It was pretty funny, but I had to stop using it.

inkedgeek 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:19

are you sure its not your smelly muff?

Diz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 15:34

Hrmn, this weather so nice-outside thing seems familiar...

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