By Anonymous - 14/07/2011 08:40 - Austria

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Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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saIty 17

He must have been very specific if it went on for 30 minutes.

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Soloman212 28

How romantic! I'm sure the whole family enjoyed it. Did you ask for an encore?

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shelbyyyy11 0

maybe he timed it to be 30 minutes, because that's how long their first time was.

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Anteezy 7

And the truly sad thing was that the poem was only 4 lines long.

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niswisk 3

awww how sweet lmao.

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JennaMason 6

there's some things you just don't talk about. why on earth would anyone want to hear about that? that's just gross.

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missmurderx 8

That's the point of the "FML" at the end..

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Tektite 14

They were young 60 years ago.. if he got into explicit detail I would want to shoot myself too.. depending on how bad the 30 mins was. Sucks to be you :P

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bankrupt 15

I think I speak for everyone who has even a shred of decency when I say "AAAAAAAUUUUGHHHH!!!!!!"

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SweetInk 0

my grandpa says the key to a great marriage is a great sex life your grandpa has it right

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HomeAl0ne 20

In about 40 years you'll be able to show your grandkids the amateur sex video you posted that night and read a selection of your best sexting messages. Ahhh, progress....

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