By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML
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NinaTatianna 9

Easy fix: take a shower.

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clumsychik 1

And when you asked your grandma she didn't say anything? Wow...

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khart 0

@#52 ....bacon soda??? LOL that was funnier than the FML itself.

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joee182 3

vicks is on a roll!first cleanex's now the drink! what will they think of next!?>.

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lmaoatall 6

Don't cry eucolypsnatch, warm soapy water, followed up with lotion, you'll be fine.

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majorbob10 0

#1 - I do not respect you for 2 reasons. The main and non-arguable reason is you like "singing" that comes from the soundhole of a teenage-born transgendered talentless kid (who has probably been castrated for that kind of annoying voice). Another reason = You are not a drawer, but you have the brains of one. Get the drift? Only someone who thinks shrieking from a rat with a girl's head taped on is music would ask such a stupid question. Did you even read the FML? /endrant

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lmaoatall 6

#74, I don't believe that #1 was seeking your respect. I don't believe they'll be upset not having it either. #83, well said. You have my respect, wether you want it or not.

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deviable 9

I dislike the beibs too, but I don't hate on his fans in a long ass rant that has nothing to do with the fml and is way too late to be relevant.

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