By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 223
You deserved it 4 269

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

Comments

Make that biznatch feel like $#|7. Bring her self confidence down really low

Austin342 13

Tell her that the pussy wasn't good anyway...

Just call her fat and that she needs all the confidence she can get

sierralovesyou 0

Tell her that she's a bitch, she has small boobs, she reeks of fish, and then smile. Finish off by non chalauntely grabbing your leather jacket and strutting out.

mattpeddicord 0

So!?!?! Tell her she looks fatter without her shirt on! Then nail the shit out of her!

johnnie254 7

And women wonder why good men are rare to find and either become ****** up now. Thank you for giving us a new perspective on women,

missalice0306 19

Call her fat, see what that does to her self confidence ;)

theonlysweetpea 10

#95 You are awesome. OP suffice to say she wasn't the one but that's okay because her type of bitch is getting rarer