By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Spicy
Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 223
You deserved it 4 269

Same thing different taste

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This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

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Well, you're better off without her. Who dates someone because of such a selfish thing as that? Dump her . She doesn't know what she could of had.

I would have said "your not good now, you never were! This was a pity session I was gonna give you! But if you don't want it from me, then best of luck!"

But with less wild excitement, makes it sound like op is just doing damage control with his ego. He needs to sell it with a devil-may-care attitude.

Something like, "Oh that's funny, you're going to laugh when you hear this, but I was planning to use you as a practice lay for someone I'm actually interested in." (context changing depending on your expected experience with sex at your age)

x_xSublime 0

You should have replied with "and I was only dating you to get my dick wet." That was really mean of her though. Sorry OP.

me_gusta_eso 1

Tell her you already had a bad bitch all along that didn't NEED any self-confidence boosting. That should boost her self-confidence.. Right? :D

Should have told her... "It's ok.. You're a $10 bet I'm willing to lose". That'll shut her up for good.

Ionodemon1995 0

I've been stuck reading this comment over and over because my mind could not understand how epic of a win it is..

Comet_Candy 23

God my ohhhh!!! That was too epic.

Tell her the truth and shatter that self-confidence. What a ****.

jobsman99 0

Tell her that is worth at least playing with her **** and a couple blow jobs from her.

loveanthony645 5

She didn't even take her shirt off. Think again.

saIty 17

Tell her she's fat, ugly, stupid, slutty, whorey, or even worst of all... Tell her Rosie O' Donell is better looking then her.