Intimacy: Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried...

By Badab1ng - 24/11/2011 06:52 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

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Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

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By blueballed - 29/11/2014 21:08 - Germany - Kiel

Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML

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By thanksbabe - 12/01/2013 06:32 - United States

Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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docscientist 9

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:55

This is where you tell her you were only interested in her to get laid. Her self-confidence should dive-bomb and become a complete wreck, scattered upon a scorched landscape. Confidence isn't built from someone wanting to have sex with you, she's horribly misguided.

EwanSmith 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 11:48

used, but not even in the good way

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Steve95401 49

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:14

There goes OP's self confidence.

TheSofaKing 7

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:36

Tell her she is a fat ass, lazy, inmature **** and you were only dating her because you wanted to **** her mother.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:39

You never once thought to yourself, "why haven't we done anything yet?" YDI for missing the signs.

paleontologist 8

Thursday 24 November 2011 19:15

Uh... how is depriving yourself of doing something that you enjoy having "self-respect"? You can **** your boyfriend whenever you want and still have self-respect. As long as you enjoy it and you're in control of your decisions, I fail to see how refusing to give your boyfriend a ******* is somehow an indication that one has self-respect. Denying yourself pleasure for absolutely no logical reason seems more to me like the person lacks self-respect.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Thursday 24 November 2011 20:31

48 - Yeah, I'm an advocate on self respect so I know this already. However it seems that the girls who HAVE self respect are few and far between.

Drummer389000 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:34

You're kind of an idiot lady. I date people who don't want to go farther than cuddling for a while, ever think she's not gonna randomly **** him?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 25 November 2011 21:39

Drummer - I'm far from an idiot. Obviously you're not very observant to your surroundings or those people around you. Just because you've dated a few people who haven't wanted to go farther than cuddling doesn't mean everyone's like that. People who don't want to move too far EXIST, but they're FEW AND FAR BETWEEN, at least in my experience. For the most part, guys are players and girls are *****. I hope the capitalization gets my point across for you; I believe I'd said that already, but clearly you missed that.