Miscellaneous: Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up...

By Nikki - 15/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By DennisQuaide69 - 27/06/2017 00:00

Today, I went on an a date with a guy I met online. We were waiting in line at Starbucks when he turned to me and said, "Do you want anything?" Just before I was about to answer, he practically shoved in front of me and paid for himself. The cashier looked more horrified than I did. FML

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By Cheyennereed - 17/02/2013 15:50 - United States - Shaw A F B

Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML

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Say hello, wave goodbye

By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML

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Movie night

By ditched - 17/08/2009 19:49 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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Andyangels27 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:23

the real problem is you actually paid to see jennifers body

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:30

And you paid? Why would you pay? Tell them "No. I just want one ticket." Don't take that shit, damn it.

Comments

emilialoriana_fml 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 18:48

that thick-skinned arsehole! lol you should've just walked out . lmao

Hannah_Brooke 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 23:06

YDI for paying to see that garbage film. FYL for having to pay twice.

applegum 0

Monday 9 November 2009 4:29

Thats when you go : "No, keep that at one ticket". Then leave that loser outside.

rrrice 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 2:11

sounds like my x!

DLT_17 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 3:30

despite everyone giving #24 a thumbs down i agree. I'm a woman but still this stuff happens to guys all the time. really, please stop whining like a bitch. this is hardly a fml. You had to pay 22 bucks. Get over it.

555MA_AM555 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 18:57

either you pay or he pays but its rude to go up there with someone and only buy a ticket for yourself. ive gone on dates where i insisted on paying. ( i don't expect them to have to- from a place where people fight for the bill) but if hes standing there its like telling him either he pays for his own or both. guys like to be treated to things too sometimes.

JokingJoe 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 20:06

That guy is genius. He gets to see a sexy girl in the movie and go on a date with you...for freeeeee

tipoo_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 3:30

That was pretty arrogant of him...Funny, but arrogant. If he really couldn't pay, it would have at least been appropriate to ask you beforehand if it was ok.