By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I have a friend who thinks she's a vampire. She said "believe it or not, we actually sparkle" I almost died laughing.

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What a weirdo. I am a werewolf, and I've never heard of this angsty fellow.

Sir Shitspawn indeed! "Nice guys" are the worst, who wants to date someone who constantly whines about not getting dates despite being so "nice". Newsflash: whining isn't nice.

thejimler 9

Just thought up the best solution of getting rid of the problem. When he goes on about being a werewolf at heart, ask if that's code for him to put on a fursuit and start yiffing with other furries. He'll either understand how ridiculous his pretend werewolf act is and drop it, or you'll get him interested in the furry scene and your social circles will spread even further apart.

I guess you could say the guy was a real lunatic.

Would you have dated him if he was bi-curious vampire, op?

Wow, I worked with someone who thought he was a werewolf...come to think of it, he wasn't very nice to women, either.

silvercloverv 4

Do you live in MN? My ex thought he was 100% werewolf and gave the same lame excuse of "rare disease."

There's a kid like that in my school. 0.o