By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML
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erikav9669 11

I have a friend who thinks she's a vampire. She said "believe it or not, we actually sparkle" I almost died laughing.

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thejimler 9

First, tell him to yiff in hell cause his disease is called "being human and not a damn fictional monster". Second, you can tell who is an idiot by the context they use the term "friend-zone", if they aren't friends with the girl or she doesn't ask to be friends instead, then they're a rejected idiot.

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DoEpicThings 14

I'd file a complaint for sexual harassment for him looking over the divider lol :) it's weird that he looked over in the first place..eww

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SleeplessBeauty 12

This would be like twilight all from Jacobs point of view. Rejection.

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olpally 32

Just be Switzerland... I'm ashamed I know that :( that guy is a ******* nut bar btw.

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dramaelf 37

Screw that guy, you're good enough to get a real werewolf.

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Shadowbay 18

He's not a real werewolf we never tell humans what we are!! I mean... they wouldn't tell us... you know we might hunt them... heh ignore me...

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LowExpectations 30

Wait what? Wow, what a fruit cake. I'm sorry you had to endure that OP, but what an elaborate story. Never ceases to amaze me how delusional some people can be.

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