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By Lud@l - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

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ZH13 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:55

OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.

Lanni 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

**** everyone's lives for having feet

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tommiegirlxxx 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 5:14

take a shower once-in-a-while!

cRothabeast 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 16:32

why would you save the plaster?

nahgemsoohc 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 19:18

wtf he was talking about his WRIST

cmac86 23

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:56

take a shower and scrub the area hard. use soap for gods sake.

xcanisx 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 1:50

Why do you know what your feet smell like and why are you smelling your wrist?

inaffit 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 4:54

LMFAO

heypeoplezzz 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 17:37

that happend to me...

magnis 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:16

shower, and this time take ONE step to the bar of soap! :)

Spirit_Of_Nature 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 13:56

you know it's bad when , your wrist smells Like your foot. go take a shower lol

amiebran 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:37

I think you have a fungus issue.

DanaFoo 3

Friday 8 July 2011 0:21

This happened to me but it didn't last a month, because I bathe..

Xeera 1

Friday 16 December 2011 0:57

the plaster or your wrist?

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