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By Lud@l - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, though it’s been a month since I removed the plaster from my wrist, it still stinks of feet. FML

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Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 10:00

Today, I finally got the cast off my leg after being unable to walk for 6 weeks, watching daytime TV or playing my husband's Xbox all day. The second the plaster came off, I tried to stand up, tripped over the doctor's foot and broke the apparently still not fully healed leg again in the same spot. FML

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By Mrs sensitive nose - 21/03/2022 04:00

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By DaycareMama92 - 28/04/2017 16:00

Today, I fractured a bone in my foot by dropping a shampoo bottle on it. FML

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By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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ZH13 0

Friday 24 April 2009 3:55

OK, #6. he had a cast (made of plaster). he got it taken off a month ago. it still smells like feet because either he didn't wash it or he likes to rub his feet all over his arms.

Lanni 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:13

**** everyone's lives for having feet

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Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 15 May 2016 9:02

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Sunday 15 May 2016 9:03

Why on earth would u think to sleep outside

rebeccacmlc 22

Monday 16 May 2016 1:02

Haha this made my day ! You must have had the shot scared out of you on the moment but it's a hilarious story !

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I love how you state camel twice. Made me laugh! Favourited

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Monday 16 May 2016 5:52

Sounds like fun actually

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Monday 16 May 2016 8:04

What's the big deal? THATS a story ?

Kidd_Ant 18

Tuesday 17 May 2016 23:34

I applaud you sir.

thatweirdasian 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 6:06

That actually sounds pretty cool. And like many people have commented, it would be an interesting story to share back home. ^_^ Hope you had fun!

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