Health: Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam...

By SeriouslyMakeItStop - 21/03/2014 11:09 - United States - Waco

Today, three days before I take my bar exam, the biggest exam of my life, I got my monthly. And I get to bring my belongings in a clear plastic bag so the world knows. FML

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By cramps - 17/09/2009 13:59 - Australia

Today, I got my period. 10 minutes into a 3 hour exam. Apparently they are serious when they say you may not leave the room under any circumstances. FML

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By MGDS - 14/12/2013 05:52 - United States - Pine Grove

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

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Tthug 34

Friday 21 March 2014 19:25

It happens. Don't let it distract you from doing well on the BAR.

XTheDesertSongX 17

Friday 21 March 2014 19:31

It's still embarrassing. I'm sure you wouldn't want someone to know you were on your period. Although it isn't new, it's still a personal matter.

Comments

Sir_Swaggington 6

Sunday 23 March 2014 18:57

So? How old are you, 12?

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 23 March 2014 19:44

Many women menstruate. That's life for women. Little issues like this shouldn't keep you from being a new attorney.

jdlanam87 9

Sunday 23 March 2014 21:02

Who cares! It's part of being a woman. If someone is immature and makes a deal about it well there problem not yours.

TcheQ 12

Monday 24 March 2014 3:12

Considering yoiu think 28 days is a month, I don't think this will be your biggest problem during the exam. Also this is the first case in the history of mankind where a women had her period at an inconvenient time.

FlowerMama 20

Monday 24 March 2014 9:30

'Monthly' is merely a term women use to refer to their cycle, since it *averages* a once a month appearance for many women. Also, 28 days is an arbitrary number assigned to cycles as "normal". Women have a whole variety of cycle lengths, from very short to several months long (common in certain physical conditions or when breastfeeding, for instance).

unicorndruglord 9

Monday 24 March 2014 3:13

If you are worried about the world knowing why post it here?

FlowerMama 20

Monday 24 March 2014 9:18

Use a menstrual cup like the Diva Cup. No extra equipment needed. Really, though, it's not that bad. It's a natural bodily function. Now, try hitting the Senior Year Trifecta, like I did: Spring Break (started ON the day we went to a water park), Prom Day (wearing a light-colored dress and carrying a very small purse), and Graduation Day (for which I was required to wear a WHITE gown). Ouch. Lol. I also had to mess with my birth control pills a little to keep from starting while on my honeymoon. My body hates me. >.

FlowerMama 20

Monday 24 March 2014 9:23

FML also hates me, apparently. That ">." at the end of my comment was supposed to be an exasperated face, which FML repeatedly cut off in my edits of both my original comment and this reply, so I give up.