Miscellaneous: Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told...

By Fefe - 13/07/2010 02:43 - United States

Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML

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By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By CollegeStudent - 26/11/2016 05:55

Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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By pathetic - 31/10/2009 10:08 - Australia

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I pretended to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretended that I was social and drunk, or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2009 07:25 - United States

Today, I felt like too much of a loser to go to a Christmas party, since I'd be the only one going without a date. I had to invent imaginary friends who were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel like less of a loser. FML

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Raleigh_bruh 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:00

I hate that show.. That's sad, Op.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:04

There are therapies and medications that can help with social anxiety, if it's affecting your life to this extent. I suggest you get help.

Comments

coolkid101 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:02

jersey shore? seriously?

83pgm 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:17

You shouldn't lie, but social anxiety is not fun. Don't feel bad; it's hard for a lot of us to make friends :)

birdmansangel 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 19:56

i feel just a little less lonely after reading this

coco715 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 6:08

me too! its sad

usmcbunny 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 21:02

I'd be glad to hear that my illness was all in my head, honestly. I'd be glad to find someone that thought I was a human being, and not a mental case. :D

antyo 1

Tuesday 13 July 2010 22:08

You are a sad strange little man and you have my pity

hhheeeyyyooo 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:39

are you complaining? is this an FML? because you seem pretty happy to me. do the things you enjoy instead of going out and worrying all night. YDI.

mrmaks18 7

Tuesday 13 July 2010 23:57

posters stop writing essays op let me know what time ur switching it on I'll do the same so that way it's even more exciting and you won't feel alone

vogysgirl 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:47

Seek help moron

rbserrano 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:05

i see u dont have a life . but neither do these people writing life stories about god know what. (dont feel like reading them. gotta go watch jersey shore :))