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By justanaccount - 27/02/2009 19:35 - Spain

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

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By lauren - 30/03/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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Kinda sweet

By cakegirl - 26/05/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend invited me over, so I went, not thinking anything of it. To my surprise, he broke up with me. I was pretty upset, and as I was leaving his mom handed me a box. When I got home, I opened it. His mom had baked me a break-up cake. FML

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By soccerlove09 - 11/10/2010 18:18 - United States

Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 03:42 - United States

Today, I brought a cupcake to school for my friend's birthday. After taking one bite, she exclaimed that it was the worst thing she had ever tasted and that we should sue the store that I bought it from. I baked it myself. FML

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hallucinog3n 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:27

at least he was thoughtful enough to reject you in a (kinda) creative way

mannys1fan 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:24

hes clever

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nobody_special 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 9:10

Touche... I guess... just ask straight out next time and save yourself the trouble? :(

circayouandme 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 9:22

Throw the N and O at him!

ravenousrhinos 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 14:45

yum

LabanSakamoto 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 17:50

Well...he couldn't say 'yes' with the cupcakes, could he? There wasn't a 'y', an 'e', or an 's' :P His only option was no.

shootmyface25 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:15

aw i am so sorry. but there is no way he could have spelled yes with the letters that were given

gilbs 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:18

At least you can have those cupcakes. What a jerk!

Tenma_Hakase 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:49

I usually laugh at these but damn... That hurts... You should punch the kid

Sallen 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:05

#27: Right on. #29: You're dumb. At least appreciate the creative way he denied you! That's really funny. Learn your lesson, let the guy approach you first, duh. If he wanted to go with you he would say things like "why haven't you asked me to turnabout?" or keep asking you if you've asked anyone... wisdom from sallen.

sensual_kidney 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 5:26

LMAO this dude is clever. Sorry for the loss, feel better O and all the girls who make "boys suck" comments, stop being stupid. If you hate guys, start liking girls but don't bitch about it.