Health: Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the...

By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

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By roomatewoes - 01/04/2013 00:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Snoodist - 06/05/2019 20:00

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 14:11

Today, I ate dinner sitting on the floor. My petty roommate got pissed off during the weekend and decided the appropriate action would be to lock all the furniture in her room and refuse to give it back. FML

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mozeltov 7

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:49

See, that's what I do to help me lose weight, eat all the unhealthy stuff, and leave the healthy stuff for me to eat later

cBlackout 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 1:51

Time to plot your revenge over a nice carrot.

Comments

Petunia888 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:43

So eat them. Smh; why do some people act like eating vegetables is the end of the world?

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:56

Because people need variety in their diet. A proper diet consists of more than just vegetables, darling. Meats (unless you're vegetarian or vegan), Dairy, Fruits, Grains, Vegetables, and sweets in moderation is not a bad thing. Nothing but vegetables will deprive your body of the nutrients it needs that are only available from the other group.

Petunia888 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 15:19

Yes dear, I know that. Nowhere in my comment did I say that veggies are all you need to eat. Just that people make a big deal over eating them.

born_hustla 26

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:43

So how's that working so far?!

deviable 9

Sunday 9 October 2011 6:52

There are plenty of healthy things that taste good. Not everyone likes vegetables.

ChibiGirl5 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 7:48

Thank her lol

FU2causeUFML 2

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:10

That's not a good thing. You are going to need to eat more vegetables, but you shouldn't ONLY eat vegetables, because it's probably a good thing to eat eggs and meat for protein. It helps build muscle when you exercise, but only if you exercise.

zellybo15 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:12

how thoughtful of them

hatersgunnahat 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:39

What about the fruit?

panda_heroo 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 9:48

What's so bad about vegetables?I mean if you cook them right,they'll taste good.so I don't see any problem here.it's your fault for having all that junk food in the first place anyway.

kaykay20 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:41

Unless she has a fast metabolism won't she get fat eating all that bad food in one day? The way I see it it's ok to eat ice cream and such once in a while. Frozen yogurt is pretty good too. Just remember to eat in moderation and exercise. One drink item that you don't really need though is soda theirs many better tasty alternatives.