Intimacy: Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises....

By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2010 21:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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By JK - 01/02/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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By ginny - 10/09/2009 17:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

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Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML

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Fairytale ending

By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00

Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML

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Easy

By pokie - 30/08/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML

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noxiffic 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:37

You stall not cum!

bjhhjh 20

Monday 18 August 2014 10:39

Let him put his staff into you

Comments

DKjazz 20

Monday 18 August 2014 11:50

One cockring to rule them all!

gracehi 31

Monday 18 August 2014 11:53

Was he Gandalf the White or Gandalf the Grey? Inquiring minds want to know.

Ichiya 29

Monday 18 August 2014 18:11

Could be Gandalf the red

gracehi 31

Monday 18 August 2014 19:28

...Ew.

Ichiya 29

Monday 18 August 2014 20:16

Whatever floats his boat.

villetf 11

Saturday 31 October 2015 13:50

Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey

pptm 13

Monday 18 August 2014 11:59

Ops

kcgatsby 8

Monday 18 August 2014 12:26

he totally cast the **** spell on you.

catanita 18

Monday 18 August 2014 12:34

So...you are into older guys.

The_Voytek_Bear 14

Monday 18 August 2014 12:57

Thank him je didn't dress up as the Jabba The Hut

detectivedipsiht 12

Monday 18 August 2014 13:23

did his idea work, did it spice things up?

mattrd_fml 31

Monday 18 August 2014 13:35

At least he wasn't Gollum/Smeagal.

awkward_gothlady 32

Monday 18 August 2014 13:52

But then he'd be calling her "my preciousssssss"

Demoniq 25

Monday 18 August 2014 13:41

At least he was taller than a hobbit. And most likely more gentle than Sauron!

chicz 6

Monday 18 August 2014 13:58

Aaaaaaaaahahahhahahahhahhahaaa

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Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

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Today, I had the front door open, and my cat Watson, who I often call Little Boy, was sitting in front of the screen door. I wanted to close the door so, speaking to my cat, I said, "Come here, Little Boy," at which point a young child came running up to my door. His dad yelled, "Get back here!" FML

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Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

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Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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Today, I had to tell an adult man that, even though he’s friends with my roommate and the door is unlocked, he should definitely wait until someone answers the door before letting himself in. I almost shot him because he was rooting through my shit looking for his phone he'd "lost". FML

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