By Degueusement - 18/08/2014 04:48 - France - Puteaux

Spicy
Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Well, she could have worn a beard also, down there...

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abraybro 27

Well, he could have been Voldemort.

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Harshdfml 14

Nagini would have accompanied, I'm sure.

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jazmin3012 28

he would have slithered in her chamber of secrets

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Vegetarian27 24

Chamber of Secrets teenage Voldemort was a stud.

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SoulReaper8858 2

dressing up can be an amazing way to spice things up. one time, my girl and I did spider man and Gwen Stacy, that was awesome. my favorite though was when o came home from work (teacher) and she was dressed as a naughty school girl!

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jackycat 17

That's a tad disturbing given that you are a teacher. I bet the parents of your students would be just as horrified by this I am.

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JayBunny 16

Who said he was a child teacher? And it's their business what they do in the bedroom, not parents or students....

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Lil_Red777 21

It's not like he's in school telling the kids this. He's an adult he's allowed to have a personal life too lol this is fml not like anyone is going to know who he is.

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RS123 9

did he simply walk into your mordor?

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gracehi 31

One does not simply walk into Mordor!

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Zero_TAlent_ 23

Well SOMETHING entered Mordor that night ;)

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gracehi 31

You mean her black gates are guarded by more than just orcs? There is an evil there that does not sleep and the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume? *shudders*

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Dave_Davington 33

A wizard is never late. Nor is he early, he cums precisely when he means to.

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Dinonick 15

To bad he couldnt pull off legolas If he could you would be the luckiest person in the world

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simplysarcastics 26

I would love to just run my fingers through Legolas hair, and climb on his back and go everywhere with him. As you can tell I've had a crush for years, and I'm unashamed. Lol

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mollypop35 28

So ungrateful... That would ******* make my week

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chosha_fml 26

Aragon would have made my week. My year even.

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fsomelife 26

When I was halfway through reading this I thought you ended up having sex with someone else thinking it was your boyfriend in disguise.

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