By Derek - 05/08/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my kids are both my half-brothers, and the fertility tests my wife had us do a few years ago showed that I'm sterile. She didn't tell me until I found the test results in her desk and asked her about it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 34

I don't know what method your wife used to get your dad to impregnate her, though I'd guess they did it the biblical way, but keeping the truth from you is unforgivable. Are you prepared to maintain your marriage, and continue raising your half-brothers as your sons? And how are you going to keep your relationship with your dad together, now that you know he knocked up your wife?

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1ninjanina 7

This needs a follow-up. I read it that his father impregnated her, didn’t even consider that a half brother “donating” might’ve been a possibility. Amazing what a little punctuation mark can do (or not do).

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Davros 12

Now what the hell are you supposed to do at Christmas?

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joonsson 21

If I was on the jury judging you for killing those two disgusting piles of trash I’d make sure you walked. Divorce her right away and cut all ties with both of them, then make sure everybody they know finds out.

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Andrew Ross 5

best case scenario his father artificially inseminated his wife. worst case his father railed his wife out multiple times over many years depending on how old your kids are. your father is either a helpful guy or pond scum , and his wife is a lying bitch either way

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samomaha 17

I don't understand what the kids' ages have to do with dad being a good fuy or bad guy?

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Andrew Ross 5

if you didn't bring it up yet get a 23 and me for your whole family and watch the reactions when they realize you know

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Agent JPN 9

So, did your dad xxxx your wife and sire the kids, or did your half-brother xxxx your wife and sire your kids?? Either way... wtf??

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ChakatBlackstar 29

Curse the shortness of the FMLs! We need a follow up explaining the how, why, and what he's doing about it afterwards.

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chioch 13

Wow, I can't even imagine what that must feel like. That's so wrong. Not only to you, but to your kids (or half brothers I guess) as well. How old are they?

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Charlie Given 26

Oooo Please follow up with this, I've read some pretty ****** up shit before but DAMN, time to leave get a good lawyer and remember no matter what the kids see YOU as there Father they are innocent in all this and probably shouldn't know it would **** them up mentally,but remember any male can be a sperm donor but it takes a man to be a Father. good luck and so sorry 😟

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franniemae 8

just wow. this deserves a serious follow up explanation. asap

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