By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
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nicesprites 4

are you sure he was your boyfriend?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Lol try rubbing something else next time(; or kick it...

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Mrs_Nevermind 0

Is your boyfriend seriously daft? If mine called me a 'creep', I would be saying 'excuse me, what did you just call me?' Then I would be calling him an idiot and ignoring HIM for the rest of the day. At least my husband is smart enough to recognize a romantic gesture... And not to call me names. -_-

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B1ACKR3IGN 3

the man has a point she does seem like a bitch. and expecting it is wrong. yes showing respect is the right thing to do but because you love the person not because it's something expected

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starile 19

She only barely insinuated signs of bitchiness as a response to being disrespected. I agree that partners should expect *and* show respect to one another. Don't be with someone you can't respect or you'll end up treating them like trash.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Expecting respect is wrong? That might be the dumbest thing I've seen on here in a while and that is saying something. If you don't respect someone, you don't love him/her full stop. It isn't wrong to believe your significant other should respect you. If you don't expect at least that, something is very wrong.

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Kinky_minx 0

I agree with her that's exactly what I was gonna say!

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YourOpinionSucks 22

Clearly she doesn't know her man well enough if she thought a neck massage would turn him on. Seriously the majority of men do not care for romance. We do it for women, the ones who do care for it. So yes, it could seem creepy if it was out of the blue. Personally I would have suggested a dick massage instead, like foreplay? I don't want to play, what for? (You see what I did there?)

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PSQ91 6

Damn I'd love one right now!

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freakybella 0

Maybe she did it wrong? Im not exactly sure how you rub a neck wrong but its a possibility.

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THEmuffinpan 0

Obviously you should learn to recognize personal space. And understand that people don't like being choked from behind. I think it's time to find someone who enjoys the feeling of losing oxygen, and you'll have better luck!

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starile 19

I hear autoerotic asphyxiation is pretty popular.

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wombledn 0

he's looking for a **** to his face. ****** scares him

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patridge 0

(attention) posible **** alert please remain calm this is not a drill cover your asses and locate the nearest exit and leave in an orderly fashin thank you

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ooooooooooooh 4

'fashion' not 'fashin'

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DocBastard 38

Wow, someone got moderated for misspelling "fashion?" The Grammar Nazis are out of control!!

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ScaryGirl 4

LOL Grammar Nazis FTW!! :D

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babbiebee 0

I love the whole cupcakemonster thing haha and your pic:D

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kayvan 8

guys are always in the mood. Gay for sure.

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MasteredBastard 16

Try moving out of Iowa. I, for one, would love a neck massage. Mine's so tense I can't even adjust it anymore unless I'm drunk.

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you_freak 7

Sounds like one of those relationships where you're the only one that thinks it's a relationship

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Grand_Cookie 21

was it a massage or an attempted strangling?

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