By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML
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nicesprites 4

are you sure he was your boyfriend?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Lol try rubbing something else next time(; or kick it...

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roflcopter4 0

How ungrateful! He sounds a bit suss. Maybe gay?

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DrummerBoy21 0

You must suck at Massages... Just saying :D

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kindlystfupls 0

maybe he was molested by someone like an uncle or a creepy family friend and they massaged his shoulders first.

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SuddenStone 1

LOL what a dumb ass.

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sirdolittle 0

Maybe next time he could actually speak, and explain why he didn't like it. Instead of being a moron, and just throw insults, followed by a day of pouting !

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frear 0

he was expecting something else like BJ

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LibraLeigh 4

Were you massaging the front or the back of the neck? Makes a huge ******* difference...... lol

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akaashR 0

dw it's planned. he's just showing you how it feels when men do that to stupid girlfriends. HOW DOES IT FEEL?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Next time, proofread before posting your stupid generalisation. Your comment makes no sense.

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sirdolittle 0

Ah, thank you, I was struggling to sort out any coherent part in this. Now that I know there's none, I won't bother ! :p

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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Maybe you did it wrong, a bad neck rub is pretty uncomfortable.

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